I was bored today, so I sat around and started thinking about the laws of thermodynamics. which is a very common thing to ponder over for bored gents I am sure.

then all of a sudden I realised this: everytime I get a girl who think she's so smart and know all the girlie stuff tells me that if i ate alot before bed i'll get fatter than if i ate the same food during morning. I always laughed and thought girls are just stupid, but they tend to laugh back and think guys just don't get it. But finally I know why I am right.

the laws of thermodyanmic states that "energy are convserved, meaning they can't be created or destroyed.
thus proving a few things that those girly dumbass diet guru doesn't understand:

• since energy is conserved, doesn't matter when you intake the energy, the energy stays the same. ie. you can't get skinnier if you eat at night than if you eat at day time.
• since energy is conserved, the law of thermodynamic says that energy is independent of it's pathway, just the final quantity. ie. the theory of if you eat in the morning it gives you a chance to burn off your energy so you will be less fat is bullshit. what you burn is independent of when you eat.
• the internal energy of a system can only be reduced when the system perform work on it's surrounding or by cooling. ie. you can't cool below 35 degrees internallly (or you will die) so the only way to lose energy is if you get off your ass and do some work.
• combining point 1 and point 3, we get the only reason you are not losing weight is because you are eating more than you are losing. remember the only way to gain energy is thru eating and only way to lose it is through work, may it be exercising or metabolism.

and FINALLY to equate all this in to the fat you want to lose, we use E = MC^2
    which says  mass = energy and energy = mass. Which proves that if you want to lose fat you have to obey the laws of thermodynamics. which ultimately proves 4 things

• I am right
• girls can't lose weight because they are dumb, not lazy.
• I probably have too much time
• nothing will change since no girl is gonna be bothered to actually read this shit

fuk...u already went through all ur course materials?

this is not my course..............

E = MC^2
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寻B贴, 鉴定完毕。

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原帖由 我思故你爱 于 2008年6月24日 23:44 发表
寻B贴, 鉴定完毕。

排骨b

will, from biochemistry, ur body starts to break down stored fat after 20 mins of exercises

biochemistry just says your body can use consumed energy or stored fat as fuel. the condition to where your metabolism draws its fuel from isn't time dependent. it's concentration dependent.

that 20 minute bullshit is what people in fitness first like to talk about. which goes against the law that energy state is independent of it's pathway and only depended on it's current state. so f u fitness first.

i gain doesn't matter when i eat...

i thought ur diet is working out well

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原帖由 Federer 于 2008年6月25日 00:01 发表

排骨b

so far 无比兴奋

i said 排骨B not 丝袜B， calm down